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20 October 2009 @ 10:24 pm
can't blame the shoes for this one  
title: can't blame the shoes for this one
fandom/pairings: Super Junior; implied ShiHan
rating: PG-13
word count: 627
summary: Han Geng is the last person who should be lecturing Zhou Mi.
disclaimer: Don't own Super Junior.
notes: Inspired by this, and (sort of) a sequel to this. I hate how this turned out, to be honest.


"You have no room to say anything to anyone, hyung," said Kyuhyun, after things had finally calmed down, and Han Geng had returned with a slightly traumatize Ryeowook to give Zhou Mi the required "take better care of yourself and your voice" lecture.

Han Geng pretended he didn’t hear, or didn’t understand, the latter slightly more believable because even though he was much better at Korean now, switching between the two languages so quickly was difficult, dammit.

Siwon, on the other hand, didn’t think not to spur Kyuyun on even further, because he was too concerned with being righteous and protecting whatever dignity Han Geng hadn’t thrown away when he’d joined a boy band. "Hyung is the leader, it’s his job to--"

"Fall all over the place?" finished Kyuhyun, the evil glint in his eye never fading.

There was no ignoring that one, or at least not for Han Geng. "Have you seen the shoes they give me to dance in?" he asked, incredulously.

"Hyung’s got a point. Even I'd have trouble with heels like that," chimed in Donghae, helpfully, and Han Geng gave him the most thankful smile he’d ever given anyone.

But nothing could stop Kyuhyun's wit. "Do you dance in the sheets with Siwon in those shoes, too?"

The question left Han Geng pinching the bridge of his nose in standard "oh my god, we are not having conversation" posture, Siwon looking absolutely scandalized, Zhou Mi feeling slightly better about his own mistake, and Donghae laughing his ass off.

Ryeowook just looked confused. "Wait, why would--"

"Donghae, why don’t you and Ryeowook go pick up same take-out for dinner?" asked one very exhausted leader. "Meet us back here before the van leaves at 7?" He handed his wallet over to the other dancer, hoping that was incentive enough.

Donghae looked a bit disappointed to be missing this conversation, but he grinned nevertheless, grabbing Ryeowook with one hand, Han Geng's wallet with his other, and ignoring the protests of "But I had a menu planned for tonight!" as he nearly skipped out of the door.

"I’m just concerned about hyung’s health, if he’s so sore that he can’t dance properly," continued Kyuhyun, maintaining innocence. "The youngest members should worry about their elders’ health, too, right, Henry?" He shot a glance at Henry, who was busy wondering how long it would take SM to hunt him down if he hopped on a plane back to Canada and never came back.

"Gege does seem to be walking strangely in the morning more often than not. Maybe you and Siwon ge should lay off the shower races," supplied Henry, and Kyuhyun gave him an approving look, under the impression that he had trained the younger boy well. Maybe even a little too well.

"I’m sure a no sex rule for the dorm would solve all of these problems," he finished.

The conversation that had been at hand was completely forgotten in the ensuing shouting, object throwing, and chasing that took place as Henry ran for cover, ducking behind tables and stage props.

In the end, as they all piled into the van to go back to the dorm, the whole group (including a still rather confused Ryeowook and a distraught Donghae, who was upset about having missed all of the fun) was given a forced talking to by their manager about how they were supposed to act backstage, and how that including not teaming up together to lock their youngest member in a broom closet.

One thing could be said about the Canadian's cheekiness, at least: their manager had forgotten about Zhou Mi's vocal problems and Han Geng's slip up, and the two incidents were never brought up again, in fear that a no sex rule really would be put into place.
tiggie0307tiggie0307 on October 21st, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
Henry's plot to run LOL He wouldn't make it.

We all know that after Jay left SM is paying people to keep an eye out for runaways.
サラonewhomust on October 21st, 2009 03:59 am (UTC)
A boy can still day dream! But everyone knows he loves Donghae and Ryeowook SJ-M too much to actually leave :D
jiayousungmin on April 4th, 2013 05:58 am (UTC)
Jae left JYP, didn't he?
ai_sumairuai_sumairu on October 21st, 2009 03:15 am (UTC)
LMAO!!! A no sex rule or policy is the one rule that everyone's dreading about! XD

It's hilarious!!!! XD Oh Kyu... way to go to protect your beloved Mimi!!! ^0^ Henry!!! I love you and your cheekiness!!!! XD
サラonewhomust on October 21st, 2009 04:01 am (UTC)
As much as Kyu would tease and laugh at Mimi about his voice cracking, he cares enough to stand up for him ♥
ryutakayryutakay on October 21st, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
"I’m sure a no sex rule for the dorm would solve all of these problems," he finished.
Ugh, this is cruel...you can't put an end to the looooove in the SJM dorm <3 i wouldn't live without Qmi .____. and i'm pretty sure they wouldn't too lol kekekeke

I feel sorry for Geng...not that much, cuz hey, he does have Siwon and Heechul...so yeah...just a little bit sorry xD

This was awesome kekekekke
サラonewhomust on October 21st, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
I don't think anyone in SJ-M could survive with that kind of rule ;P Henry was just being cheeky.
miangel_zezchic: Siwonmiangel_zezchic on October 21st, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
This is definitely WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously didn't know about the Hangeng slip-up (everyone was so focused on Zhou Mi's voice-cracking!!!) and this is such a damn good turn-around of events from Kyu defending his Mimi!!!!!!!!!!!

And Henry. Oh, magnae's truly have their ways, don't they? He could turn out to be more notorious than Kyu.

This is totally GOLD.

I love it so much!

Siwon, you could've defended your beloved Hankyung more....
サラonewhomust on October 21st, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
Thank you :D

Henry's definitely getting to be pretty cheeky. The little underwear thief ;P

Siwon really could have =.= Actually, I had more lines for him written, but they all sounded so wrong and awkward, that I had to delete them, so Siwon ended up not saying much in this little fic :/ I'm sure he made it up to Han Geng later though ;D
xxsilentxstarxxxxsilentxstarxx on October 21st, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
We must not disturb the Sihan and the Qmin Love Fest!!! LOL^^
Henry is getting really cheeky. He is really getting into the role of Baby Brat LOL^^
サラonewhomust on October 27th, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
Haha, I think as Henry grows up, he's definitely learning how to take advantage of his older brothers~
カゼ - 風: SiHan - looking at youthelovelight on October 21st, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)
Oh god, yes. I needed this fic of love, of which I adored every single word~ Kyuhyun is so slick and Henry, oh Henry ♥

But nothing could stop Kyuhyun's wit. "Do you dance in the sheets with Siwon in those shoes, too?"

*gigglefits all over again*
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: mochimeiface on October 21st, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
hahahaha I love this so much. Oh Henry, part evil and part just wanting to save his own sanity - and getting locked in a broom closet in retaliation. ♥
thou shalt respect the hoodie of inner pain: Sihankyaa_kawaii on October 23rd, 2009 11:51 am (UTC)
Icon buddies~

I lol'd at "Fall all over the place?" Definitely one of the best lines :33 And poor Henry, being locked into a broom closet, but a no sex rule probably is not a that good idea. That'd just lead to sexual frustration and well, it wouldn't take long before they'd be all over each other onstage instead. Wait. I think a no sex rule for them seems brilliant.
There's no obvious, rational form for sadness...: BobbyBmardigrasmaven on October 24th, 2009 07:17 am (UTC)
"The youngest members should worry about their elders’ health, too, right, Henry?" He shot a glance at Henry, who was busy wondering how long it would take SM to hunt him down if he hopped on a plane back to Canada and never came back.

RUN HENRY!! RUN AWAY AND LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! Seriously, poor thing needs to disappear of SM's radar if he wants to keep his sanity in tact. They're all so crazy.

But "No Sex" rule = BIIIIIIIIIG NO NO!! XDDD
Meev: HanRy : wtf?asmilewaiting on October 30th, 2009 07:14 pm (UTC)
xDD Henry ♥
pight or plightpinefir on November 2nd, 2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
i can't believe i only read this now..i mean how lame can i get???? this is the best >< and henry... henry locked himself in :)) well if running away doesn't work..maybe to be never found is a better option :d good thinking henry :))
FollowUrDestiny: SiHanfollowurdestiny on November 16th, 2009 12:55 pm (UTC)
LOL@Henry XD...
unstoppable Kyu and innocent Wookie XD