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09 October 2009 @ 08:47 pm
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drabble title: letting it out
fandom/pairing: Super Junior; implied HanChul
rating: PG-13
word count: 509
summary: Eeteuk sits down with Hangeng for a talk.
disclaimer: Don't own Super Junior.
notes: Taken from the SuJu Random Pairing Generator prompt: "Eeteuk / Hangeng / it's complicated." I don't use the pairing generator to actually produce pairings, but I make sure that the people it gives me are the central characters in the fic.

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As leader, Eeteuk decides it’s his job to know everything about everyone. That’s why, throughout the week, he can be seen wandering around the dorms, pulling aside the unsuspecting members for a chat at the kitchen table.

These conversations don’t go well, usually. Oh sure, the sane members like Ryeowook and Kibum don’t have anything disturbing and alarming to say, but for every nice, simple conversation Eeteuk has with someone, there’s always Donghae or Eunhyuk, who seem to be having a contest to see who can get Eeteuk to crack first.

Eeteuk worries when it’s time to sit down with Hangeng. Not because of the language barrier, because Hangeng’s gotten a lot better with his Korean, and Eeteuk’s always been good at trying to read the Chinese member’s body language when he couldn’t actually understand what the boy was saying.

No, he worries because it means getting Hangeng alone, which in turn means separating Heechul from him, a nearly impossible feat these days.

But somehow Eeteuk succeeds, because Hangeng is sitting in front of him, awkwardly fondling the mug of warm tea that the leader had presented him with, and constantly glancing around, as if he expects Heechul to come crawling out of the woodwork to claim him back from Eeteuk at any moment.

Eeteuk can’t help but notice, and he furrows his eyebrows, leaning forward to ask, “Hankyung, are you afraid of Heechul?”

Hangeng makes a face as if that statement was the furthest thing from the truth ever. “I… No. It’s complicated,” he tries to explain.

Eeteuk leans forward, full of seriousness. He’s going to get to the bottom of this. “You can tell me, you know. As your leader, I’m just here to help you,” he reminds.

“Well…” Hangeng starts, pausing as he tries his best to form the correct Korean in his mind before he speaks. “Heechul says things like, every time we’re separated, I have to make it up to him until he is satisfied.”

“Wait, what?”

Hangeng takes that to mean that Eeteuk doesn’t understand, and he continues. “Like sex and stuff. Every time!” The Chinese member seems to relish in finally being about to vent this out to someone, and he grows more animated, more exasperated as he speaks. “It’s like he’s addicted to it. Heechul’s a sex maniac! But I can’t… I can’t keep up with him, not all of the time like this. I need a rest every now and then, too, you know? I can’t take all of the sex! But no matter what I say, he just laughs at my accent, calls me cute, and tells me to take off my pants again.”

Hangeng is now all wild eyes, looking at Eeteuk as if the older man might possibly have some sort of answer to his problems, or some kind, reassuring smile to offer him. Anything, really.

When Eeteuk’s horrified face doesn’t fall for the full minute that Hangeng stares at him expectantly, he leans back into the chair with a sigh. “I told you it was complicated.”

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drabble title: forefront of fashion
fandom/characters: Super Junior; Zhou Mi, Kyuhyun, Yesung
rating: PG
word count: 316
summary: Yesung and Zhou Mi should never be allowed near anyone's clothes. Ever.
disclaimer: Don't own Super Junior.
notes: Taken from the SuJu Random Pairing Generator prompt: "Zhou Mi / Yehsung / fans of the world famous bedazzler"

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In retrospect, Super Junior should have known not to let Zhou Mi or Yesung near the bedazzler. It was common sense, really. Everyone knew that Zhou Mi was way too attracted to happiness and sparkles, and more than that, everyone knew that Yesung was made of fail.

And yet, despite the fact that this was so well known, Kyuhyun still arrived in the dorm one afternoon to Zhou Mi’s smiled turned up extra bright with a pleased “KUI XIAN~!” ringing through the air as he held up a black blazer that was supposed to part of Kyuhyun’s newest Super Junior M promotional outfit.

Except instead of being chic and black, the cutting edge of style, it was now adorned with blotches of pink and purple jewels that were construed into no recognizable shape that Kyuhyun had ever seen. He didn’t miss a beat. “That jacket’ll look fabulous on your dead body.”

Zhou Mi pouted the cute puppy dog look that shouldn’t be so adorable on someone of Zhou Mi’s height and stature, but somehow did anyways. He looked absolutely pitiful. “Kui Xian…”

Yesung felt it was his turn to step in, offering Zhou Mi a comforting pat on the shoulder as he spoke to Kyuhyun. “You could at least try it on. We worked really hard on that, you know.”

“Yesung even designed the skull,” chimed Zhou Mi helpfully, having cheered up rather quickly.

Ah, so that’s what that strange shape was supposed to be. A skull. He paused, considering his answer only for dramatic effect. “No.”

And with that, Kyuhyun proceeded to his room, opening his laptop to start up a game of Starcraft, completely ignoring Zhou Mi’s displeased wail.

Before he slid his headphones on, he heard Yesung trying to comfort Zhou Mi once again in a soft, but confident voice. “Don’t worry about Kyuhyun. At least Ryeowook will love the pants we designed for him.”
 
 
 
Meev: KangTeuk : *teehee*asmilewaiting on October 10th, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
ROFL omg ILU ♥ xDD Zhou Mi + bedazzler = OTP. And Yesung of course. And also, poor Hangeng xD Best line ever --> But no matter what I say, he just laughs at my accent, calls me cute, and tells me to take off my pants again.
a constellation-making machine: hanchul seriousnotablender on October 10th, 2009 01:25 am (UTC)
haha that's cute
ƙɑȶіɛ ♪donghayyy on October 10th, 2009 02:37 am (UTC)
"That jacket'll look fabulous on your dead body."

OMG. ILU SO HARD FOR THIS. ♥ ♥ ♥
XDDD
thou shalt respect the hoodie of inner pain: Nothing to losekyaa_kawaii on October 10th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
I like them both, bot I especially love the second ♥ My fav lines were without doubt “That jacket’ll look fabulous on your dead body.” and He paused, considering his answer only for dramatic effect. “No.” (The second one because I can so imagine him doing that and, it's so much fun doing that)
psychobarbiehaxpsychobarbiehax on October 10th, 2009 03:59 am (UTC)
these both = WIN
A★: Kyuhyunkagami222 on October 10th, 2009 06:34 am (UTC)
Officially a fan of your writing now~

I honestly can't decide which drabble I like better, but I'm leaning towards the second because it's a freaking BEDAZZLER...D:
But I bet the only reason the blazer looked something unimaginable was because of DESIGNER YESUNG's fault. XDDDD I'm sure Zhou Mi could make even the pink rhinestones ~*~fashionable~*~

completely ignoring Zhou Mi’s displeased wail
I COULD HEAR IT.
There's no obvious, rational form for sadness...: ZhouMimardigrasmaven on October 10th, 2009 07:03 am (UTC)
He didn’t miss a beat. “That jacket’ll look fabulous on your dead body.”

Ah, so that’s what that strange shape was supposed to be. A skull. He paused, considering his answer only for dramatic effect. “No.”


BRB DYING LAUGHING!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Omfg and poor Wookie, there's no saying 'no' on his end. This was just too funny.

Bedazzler fail = WIN FIC!! ♥
FollowUrDestiny: HG01followurdestiny on October 10th, 2009 12:13 pm (UTC)
LOL the bedazzler in Mimi and Yesung's hands XD...
Kyuhyun's reaction LOL
And poor Geng... it's a complicated problem XD...
miangel_zezchic: QMimiangel_zezchic on October 10th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
*ROFLMAO*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never knew Zhou Mi and Yesung could make such a crazy duo. They should open up a business. I'm pretty sure Ryeowook wouldn't have the heart to reject the pants; he's not as straightforward as Kyuhyun....

And to think Zhou Mi made the blazer with so much love for his Kui Xian...
g_myzo on October 11th, 2009 12:41 pm (UTC)
lol at the hanteuk talk XD

the 2nd is filled with awesome! XD
ai_sumairuai_sumairu on October 20th, 2009 10:47 am (UTC)
LMAO!!! Oh Mimi and you too Sungie!!!! You guys are just so cute!!!! ^0^
lizzie135victoriasong on October 25th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
This was too funny.

Hahah poor HanGeng...

“That jacket’ll look fabulous on your dead body.”
That was total win! Wookie has no chance of surviving...
來~ 吃火鍋~falsetheorem on January 14th, 2010 01:08 pm (UTC)
omg i laughed SO HARD at the last sentence.